Wednesday, August 27, 2014





Grizzled green warrior
emerges from the bush,
enters serene white hotel
under blue-on-blue sky.





Whirled HeadQuarters Elevator Pitch

Wow, man, it's weird we both wound up in the same elevator. You, the big deal god of creative writing, and me - the undiscovered genius. Are you, like, going to the top floor? What the hay, I'll ride with ya. And, wow, listen to this about my book. Unbelievable. It starts off where the young genius is riding the elevator with, like, the biggest dude in publishing, and they get into this conversation that is so completely profound, I mean, it not only jumps off the page, it changes your fucking life, you know what I mean? Anyhow, it blows the mind of the publishing dude so bad that he punches the emergency button so he can keep talking to the young genius! Cut to the chase: they take the elevator back down and get totally blissfully smashed and ultimately the book winds up with the Nobel Prize! For Literature!






Monday, August 25, 2014

Canoe Poem #2





fluid flux flummoxed
flat water found out and roiled
turned towards intuitive turmoil
tumescent turbulence tumbling over
eddy oh eddy oh eddy line o'mine
pine trees with poop on the roots
gap-toothed wonders skinnydipping
with menthol kools in clenched lips
hard chines, shoals tumblehomed
spooked trout about dusk
sounds something like this but
its got an indian name
and there's an arrow in my head
pointed upstream
drawn to aim by magnetic me
not quite the "real me"
always slightly to the light from the truth as I perceive it

by Matt Rosenberger