Saturday, August 16, 2014

Canoe Poem #1



on the river on a rock
this head turns
green trees sprout on my retina
down a bit
white water aerosols off my skin
at each and every moment
the universe is precisely arranged
to take you into account
every molecule, opinion
each quantum spurt of resistance and charm
calibrated to your presence
this moment rocks cuz you're aware of it
the others rock on
regardless in the river

by Matt Rosenberger

Wednesday, August 13, 2014



Structural Paint







Water
Colors





Tuesday, August 12, 2014



Bank Closes in Huffakers, NV.


The last bank in Huffakers, Nevada is finally closing after years of corruption, naked corporate greed, employee malfeasance and several brushes with bank auditors that resulted in mammoth fines and lengthy jail terms to the entire board of directors. Former teller and now acting-president Hart Akers announced, "We are exuberantly ambivalent that The Last of the Mohican Banks of Huffakers is closing. But rest assured that all non-monetized deposits of things like, say, cocoa beans, crank or Bitcoins will be converted into extremely valuable shares of our next great Huffakers community venture. Yes, you will be fully vested in our new Huff Acres Mobile Meth Amphibian Wranglers Ranch franchise opportunity!" Akers proceeded to gush willy nilly explaining the income opportunities for ground floor, nay, sub-basement entry. Quite a few of the bank depositors were decidedly un-ambivalent about the idea, demanding withdrawals of mucho actual dinero plus cocoa beans. Said Heck Tar, nearby resident of a nearby community in a nearby tax bracket, “Shut the fucking door man! It’s bad enough that you have to go the county prison to get a withdrawal and now they is closing? Why don’t they just kick me in the nuts with the stone hard miracle of compound interest? Again?”