Official Announcement
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Our work at WhirledHeadQuarters is certified state-specific, as
duly noted in the archives. In addition, at no extra charge, we offer our ironclad
guarantee: None of our work is done in the eternal now because the eternal now
is driving us all crazy. With one foot in the last millennium, the other foot in
the millennium before that, you can trust us to pitch you hungrily and irritably
through the digital divide and onward into the next-to-the-last millennium.