the point is a funnel
so what’s the point ?
we were born to live
let no scholarship
get in the way of that
but heck let no
gluttony laziness industry
morality or the absence of morality
oligarchy or experience itself
get in the way of living
what’s the point?
the point is
a funnel
Friday, March 28, 2003
Thursday, March 27, 2003
Cape San Blas, Florida
March 22-23, 2003
World HQ took a trip to the gulf to gather raw material for our ongoing top secret research project.
We had cameras, video, audio, pencils, four wheels under a V6 and 40 hours to get to the bottom of things.
Here's a partial log of our observations. Twigs included.
We left Atlanta heading south looking for a cuppa joe at 6:23 A.M.
Here's how
We got
There . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Flat Shoals Creek 7:51 AM
Dennis Smith Road 7:53
Mountain Oak Creek 7:59
Chet Atkins Parkway 8:01
Mulberry Creek 8:05
Mountain Hill Road 8:06
Standing Boy Creek 8:08
Samuel Franklin Morast Jr. Memorial Parkway 8:12
Chattahoochee River 8:29
Welcome to Alabama 8:30
Dirty Dog Park 8:42
No Name Creek 8:43
Three Blondes Creek 8:45
Heavy Yellow Equipment Creek 8:46
You Want Some More Cheese Creek 8:47
Possum Trot Creek 8:48
Ogle’s Trading Post 8:49
The Swamp 8:50
Historic Marker 1500 Feet 8:51
Hurry Up Creek Rapids Shoals River 8:51
Historic Marker 8:52
Pittsview, Alabama 8:57
Alabama Don’t Name Its Fuckin Creeks Creek 8:58
And There’s Plenty of ‘em Creek 8:59
No Creek Creek 9:00
We’re Makin’ Up Names Of Creeks Creek 9:01
Continuation Street 9:03
Junior Drive 9:04
Lake Eufala 9:11
Fish World 9:12
Fireworks Half Off Year Round Buy 1 Get 3 Free 9:13
Airport Restaurant Lounge
Chewalla Restaurant
Town Terrace Motel, Best in Town 9:14
Walter F. George Lake 9:16
Gala Gas
Chew On This Restaurant 9:17
Bluff City Inn 9:19
Cheneyhatchee Creek 9:31
Automatic Gas 9:32
Hair South 9:32
White Oak Creek 9:34
Mrs. Maria’s Psychic Reading
Repo Depot
I Didn’t Hear a Word You Said Creek 9:45
Newville 9:51
Fred’s 10:05
Emu Oil, squeezed from the spleens of fresh emus 10:06
Dusky Hue, Alabama 10:25
Big Creek 10:23
Mad Dog Fireworks 10:29
Sadie’s Flea Market 10:30
Medford Ford
Junior’s Fireworks 10:31
FLORIDA STATE LINE 10:33
Marianna Beef Unit & Bull Test 10:56
Arthur G. Dozier School for Boys 11:07
Motel Sandusky 11:11
Chipola River 11:12
Spring Creek 11:15
Sniffy’s Cleaner’s Don’t Mind Us 11:28
1001 Uses for Mobile Home Parts 11:30
North Florida Rock 11:40
Sink Creek 11:41
Overdue For a Tornado Trailer Park 11:42
Altha City Limits 11:45
Altha Other City Limits 11:45
Stafford Creek 11:46
Chipola Church Grilled Chicken Dinners 11:50
Flowing Water Creek 11:52
One Stop Career Center 11:57
Bob Pforte Dodge
Last Stop Career Center “We’ll Take You Down With Us” 11:58
HIGH NOON
Hicks Creek 12:02 PM
Extra Horny Cows 12:03
Chipola River (again) 12:20
Creepin’ Water Creek 12:23
Gulf County Line 12:26
Dead Lake 12:27
West Arm Creek 12:38
Jehu Cemetery 12:39
Swampy’s Restaurant & Motel 12:40
New Hot Bulbs, Tan Now 12:41
Comforter Funeral Home
U Should C What I Saw 12:41
Howard Creek 12:54
White City 12:55
Five Points Landfill & Wildlife Refuge 1:00
Gulf Rifle Club 1:01
Port St. Joe City Limits 1:02
Rish Park 1:05
J.D. Bow Hunting Supply 1:08
St. Joe’s Bay State Buffer Preserve 1:10
Fooldja Creek 1:11
Broken Toe Kayak Shop 1:12
CAPE SAN BLAS, March 22 - 23, 2003
March 22-23, 2003
World HQ took a trip to the gulf to gather raw material for our ongoing top secret research project.
We had cameras, video, audio, pencils, four wheels under a V6 and 40 hours to get to the bottom of things.
Here's a partial log of our observations. Twigs included.
We left Atlanta heading south looking for a cuppa joe at 6:23 A.M.
Here's how
We got
There . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Flat Shoals Creek 7:51 AM
Dennis Smith Road 7:53
Mountain Oak Creek 7:59
Chet Atkins Parkway 8:01
Mulberry Creek 8:05
Mountain Hill Road 8:06
Standing Boy Creek 8:08
Samuel Franklin Morast Jr. Memorial Parkway 8:12
Chattahoochee River 8:29
Welcome to Alabama 8:30
Dirty Dog Park 8:42
No Name Creek 8:43
Three Blondes Creek 8:45
Heavy Yellow Equipment Creek 8:46
You Want Some More Cheese Creek 8:47
Possum Trot Creek 8:48
Ogle’s Trading Post 8:49
The Swamp 8:50
Historic Marker 1500 Feet 8:51
Hurry Up Creek Rapids Shoals River 8:51
Historic Marker 8:52
Pittsview, Alabama 8:57
Alabama Don’t Name Its Fuckin Creeks Creek 8:58
And There’s Plenty of ‘em Creek 8:59
No Creek Creek 9:00
We’re Makin’ Up Names Of Creeks Creek 9:01
Continuation Street 9:03
Junior Drive 9:04
Lake Eufala 9:11
Fish World 9:12
Fireworks Half Off Year Round Buy 1 Get 3 Free 9:13
Airport Restaurant Lounge
Chewalla Restaurant
Town Terrace Motel, Best in Town 9:14
Walter F. George Lake 9:16
Gala Gas
Chew On This Restaurant 9:17
Bluff City Inn 9:19
Cheneyhatchee Creek 9:31
Automatic Gas 9:32
Hair South 9:32
White Oak Creek 9:34
Mrs. Maria’s Psychic Reading
Repo Depot
I Didn’t Hear a Word You Said Creek 9:45
Newville 9:51
Fred’s 10:05
Emu Oil, squeezed from the spleens of fresh emus 10:06
Dusky Hue, Alabama 10:25
Big Creek 10:23
Mad Dog Fireworks 10:29
Sadie’s Flea Market 10:30
Medford Ford
Junior’s Fireworks 10:31
FLORIDA STATE LINE 10:33
Marianna Beef Unit & Bull Test 10:56
Arthur G. Dozier School for Boys 11:07
Motel Sandusky 11:11
Chipola River 11:12
Spring Creek 11:15
Sniffy’s Cleaner’s Don’t Mind Us 11:28
1001 Uses for Mobile Home Parts 11:30
North Florida Rock 11:40
Sink Creek 11:41
Overdue For a Tornado Trailer Park 11:42
Altha City Limits 11:45
Altha Other City Limits 11:45
Stafford Creek 11:46
Chipola Church Grilled Chicken Dinners 11:50
Flowing Water Creek 11:52
One Stop Career Center 11:57
Bob Pforte Dodge
Last Stop Career Center “We’ll Take You Down With Us” 11:58
HIGH NOON
Hicks Creek 12:02 PM
Extra Horny Cows 12:03
Chipola River (again) 12:20
Creepin’ Water Creek 12:23
Gulf County Line 12:26
Dead Lake 12:27
West Arm Creek 12:38
Jehu Cemetery 12:39
Swampy’s Restaurant & Motel 12:40
New Hot Bulbs, Tan Now 12:41
Comforter Funeral Home
U Should C What I Saw 12:41
Howard Creek 12:54
White City 12:55
Five Points Landfill & Wildlife Refuge 1:00
Gulf Rifle Club 1:01
Port St. Joe City Limits 1:02
Rish Park 1:05
J.D. Bow Hunting Supply 1:08
St. Joe’s Bay State Buffer Preserve 1:10
Fooldja Creek 1:11
Broken Toe Kayak Shop 1:12
CAPE SAN BLAS, March 22 - 23, 2003
Helen Thomas embedded in Infantry Platoon. By presidential fiat, White House Senior Correspondent Helen Thomas has been embedded with the "Screamin' Shockenawequanawks" 901 Infantry Squadroon, heading overseas in a stripped down C-130 transport along with 312 recent graduates of the Mohawk Nation Community College and Casino Management ROTC program to reinforce the seige of Baghdad. Said Ms. Thomas, struggling into a biochempreventive body condom during onboard training exercises, "Yeah, he's the worst president in history. I said it. Yep. Me and my big fucking fat mouth.Got any astroglide?" Back on the ground in Washington, Ari "The Mouth of Bush" Fleischer uttered a meaningful no comment while the Dubya treadmilled in the shadowz, smirking silently to himself, eyes darting.
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