In the Know

now i am an expert

a cognoscente connoiseur

a smooth sommelier

i have tasted wines

in california

i liked all of them

Tera Walks Away by Calvin Burgamy

A Few New Words

Styloon: Upset because women spend so much on clothes and you just want to see them naked, plus you could use the money.

Birfrite: The problem of having parents.

Flossofy: When the only thing you believe in is oral hygeiene.

Decreamate: Threatening strangers that you're gonna cut em outa your will.

Dainjel: A patron satan.

Noquant: Measuring stuff that can't be measured, like cheeses and haiku.

Dollnar: Making up new words instead of making money.

This video is 4 years of my art project notes, drawings, 
and other random thoughts. 
This is about a third of the final piece.
http://calvinburgamy.com

middle of the night
rumbling freight train shakes the earth
whistle sounds like light

Eyes or Balls?

Photo by Calvin Burgamy

This Just In From Our #1 Rated Cause + Effects Department:

Effects that have nothing to do with causes are so effective.

The universe thrives by effects hardly related to causes.

That's what distinguishes life from machinery:

a system in which effect discombobulates cause is a living system.

Any system where causes affect effects is a machine.

Letter of Commendation or When I Knew I Made the "Lower" Honor Roll