A Few New Words

Styloon: Upset because women spend so much on clothes and you just want to see them naked, plus you could use the money.

Birfrite: The problem of having parents.

Flossofy: When the only thing you believe in is oral hygeiene.

Decreamate: Threatening strangers that you're gonna cut em outa your will.

Dainjel: A patron satan.

Noquant: Measuring stuff that can't be measured, like cheeses and haiku.

Dollnar: Making up new words instead of making money.

This video is 4 years of my art project notes, drawings, 
and other random thoughts. 
This is about a third of the final piece.
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middle of the night
rumbling freight train shakes the earth
whistle sounds like light

Eyes or Balls?

Photo by Calvin Burgamy

This Just In From Our #1 Rated Cause + Effects Department:

Effects that have nothing to do with causes are so effective.

The universe thrives by effects hardly related to causes.

That's what distinguishes life from machinery:

a system in which effect discombobulates cause is a living system.

Any system where causes affect effects is a machine.

Letter of Commendation or When I Knew I Made the "Lower" Honor Roll

Threads in Search of a Loom

I wanna be a technocrat.

What happens in Afghanistan never stays in Afghanistan.

Area roofer comes down with shingles.

OK, so who wants to be a rear admiral?

Director of Client Services unable to state what client services are.

Would like to trade interesting three year old North American male for predictable zero year old Asian flat screen TV, 27" or larger.

They offered me Turkish coffee but Iran.

The World Health Organization is fucked up.

I'm drawing a pencil skirt.

Dream Day

or 

Still Life With Head

Waffle House by Calvin Burgamy