best time machine

the algonquin troubador temp-o-glide xl

spit polished chrome airfoil time machine

flyze better in the night sky

time is more fluid in the dark

easier to penetrate

like a tuning fork through alphabet soup

or a double edged sword

through a spelling bee

shadows hold moments

like leaves in a duane eddy

the nighttime time machine

surfs forth on a black wave

riding the ticktock froth

fluttering like a midnite moth

the rhythmic pattern

of chronological flotsam

antediluvian jetsam

time curls and breaks

spilling events

here and there

and forth

and back

and fifth and fourth

the shiny chrome time machine

surfs on the future

gliding through pipe dreams

and every thing that is to come

sailing into the past

never here, never now

riding the wake

of lucid dreamers

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