Shadow Cat with Hank Williams by Calvin Burgamy

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Sort These Statements by Solemnity:

Just because you’re #5 doesn’t mean you’re not in the Top Five.

How long does it take to perceive a room?

Mathematicians go round and round because circles don’t exist outside the mind.

Quick Question: What can I bling to your party for me?

Information is rampant, but the ability to process information is rare.

Watch time. However minute our daze.

A stoic cannot shop for vegetables until he understands that he will soon die.

We are now funding a double blind study of shit that will never happen.

We need a ton of strings for a theory.

Congress mirrors your mind.

The first hundred years are the hardest.

A homonym is a word that sounds the same but is spelled differently, so a heteronym must be a word that is spelled the same but sounds differently.

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