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Sort These Statements by Solemnity:
Just because you’re #5 doesn’t mean you’re not in the Top Five.
How long does it take to perceive a room?
Mathematicians go round and round because circles don’t exist outside the mind.
Quick Question: What can I bling to your party for me?
Information is rampant, but the ability to process information is rare.
Watch time. However minute our daze.
A stoic cannot shop for vegetables until he understands that he will soon die.
We are now funding a double blind study of shit that will never happen.
We need a ton of strings for a theory.
Congress mirrors your mind.
The first hundred years are the hardest.
A homonym is a word that sounds the same but is spelled differently, so a heteronym must be a word that is spelled the same but sounds differently.
The winner gets a year of free advice!
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