Dealing With the Future Now and Then

So, when everything is digitized, will digital reality become really, like, “real”?

Hold on, don't snort too quick here. Yes, I’m talking to you, the snorter in the back, because I will digitize your undignified undigitized snortus before it exits your nasopharyngeal apparatus. I know you are susceptible to digital self-snortification delivered by the etho-digi-sphere. I mean, who isn’t?

Whatever. The great thing about the process, is well…...

this whole process can at any time be deleted, digitally, dutifully.

I think you know what I mean, yes? Thank you for “understanding”, such as it is.  I really appreciate it in a way that is, thankfully for you,

magnified digitally within my own socio-digi-cybersphere, which of course is far superior to any conventional “real” biological/emotional/intellectual magnification of the stated appreciation.

Go Figure

what’s the dates on these figs?

go figure

how many figs in a hectare?

go figure out

what in the fig

is a hectare

then we can figure

out the fig in ure figure

but wait,

how can you figure

the word figure

applies to both numbers

and the shape of B. Bardot?

we need to figure this out

maybe this will help:

2. Bardot!

36-20-35 figuratively

go figure

that curvy figure

these figs are so good

I hafta eat another

but what does that mean?

is that what a fig meant?

o figment of a fig

you render me

the pigment of a pig

so I gotta eat another

no I want six

six figs in one mouth

this mouth right here

six all at once

cheeks bulging like piglets

eating figlets

or giblets

chewing chiclets

like chocolate

chocolate-dipped figs

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Therefore, due to circumstances and conditions and a certain lack of focus, there is really no solid prepared message to deliver like there most often usually is. All we ask is that if you have a better idea, please send it in. Otherwise, you really oughta use this opportunity the way we are.

Splits in two

Splits in Two by Calvin Burgamy