Thursday, November 20, 2014






Running Outa Road Paint

the job sounded easy:
“just one white stripe on U.S. 50,
our truck, you buy the paint”

it musta been the new hard times
answering too quickly,
“sure, no problem”

but there was a problem
we shoulda looked at the map
first

U.S. Highway 50
starts in Ocean fuckin’ City, Maryland
stops in Sacra fuckin’ Mento, California

one white stripe
one-eighth inch thick
three long thousand miles long

how many gallons is 3000 miles?
the guy at the road paint store
says thirteen hundred seventy-seven
but he was just guessin’

guessin’
thirteen hundred seventy-seven
is a good number, spoken with conviction
we say “sure, no problem”

and it was no problem
to run outa road paint
in Jefferson fuckin’ City, Missouri

the stripe stopped smack
in front
of the one state fuckin’ capitol
nobody’s ever heard of
until they run outa road paint

we park on this bluff
above the Missouri River
taking it in, stripe or no stripe
waiting for more road paint
not waiting for more road paint
looking upstream





Wednesday, November 19, 2014



Some New Words


Splouzy: When you think bigamy means big of me.

Hopera: Practically screaming while jumping all over the place.

Odition: When you're really good at adding a zero.

Unibonkle: Forgetting how to ride a bicycle while riding a bicycle.

Condenst: When you're taken aback and affronted.

Sloor: A one way street that goes the wrong way.

Prettiot: When your face looks better than your ideas.

Klammittee: The worst thing that ever happened since the last worst thing that ever happened.

Journouveau: A newspaper where you just make stuff up.

Felicimeat: A happy song about cannibalism.




Tuesday, November 18, 2014




 we are embers
 tracing flame
 across the arc
 that made us from flame 

 fire in the sky
 fire in the belly
 fire in the eye

 hot in a cool universe