The Emotional Periodic Table
The mostly good folks in our psychology
laboratory are assembling the long-awaited Emotional Periodic Table. It isn't
done yet, but in a rare departure from the stringent standards at Whirled
HeadQuarters, we have deemed this work so important that we releasing it in a
developmental state and are welcoming input from sophisticated readers, if we
have any, no offense intended. The following "feelings" will be
arranged in bunch of boxes, just like the thing in chemistry class, with
specific gravities and numbers and stuff like that assigned to each box. Enough
already, you either get the idea or you don't. Comments and suggestions are
welcome until Midnight, Greenwich
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Goofy
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Annoying
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Blissful
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Weepy
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Sick
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Continental
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Professional
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Poser
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Northeasterly
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Chipper
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Hysterical
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Omniscient
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Mellow
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Pro Athlete
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Phony
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Corporate
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Trembling
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Prone
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Patronizing
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Postal
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Certain
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Campaigning
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Foaming
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Territorial
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Loud
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Ridiculous
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Divine
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Wrong
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Militaristic
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Staring
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