Item: French
Lick, Indiana man conveys universal truth to world. In response to the
unending deluge of cosmic bullshit raining on his freaking midwestern parade
every freaking day, Regis Phlunge calved a vision so spontaneously rhythmic
and driven by a melody so profound, with lyrics so apt, that small river
fauna faced true north and barked soulfully. Driven by instinct, and barely
able to comprehend the profundity of the moment, Regis frankly elucidated
the most matter-of-fact and comprehensible explication of the eternal mysteries
that has yet to be recorded in human civilization. It was really swell.
Saturday, June 28, 2014
News of the Week
Item: French
Lick, Indiana man conveys universal truth to world. In response to the
unending deluge of cosmic bullshit raining on his freaking midwestern parade
every freaking day, Regis Phlunge calved a vision so spontaneously rhythmic
and driven by a melody so profound, with lyrics so apt, that small river
fauna faced true north and barked soulfully. Driven by instinct, and barely
able to comprehend the profundity of the moment, Regis frankly elucidated
the most matter-of-fact and comprehensible explication of the eternal mysteries
that has yet to be recorded in human civilization. It was really swell.
Tuesday, June 24, 2014
Item: Live from Brazil,
in the most exciting
World Cup Soccer Game to date,
here's what happened:
The guy kicked the
ball to the other guy who kicked the ball to another guy who kicked the ball to
another guy who kicked the ball back to the first guy. The ball hit the first
guy in the head and then it hit another guy in the head and then another guy kicked
the ball to another guy who kicked the ball to another guy who picked it up
with his hands and kicked the shit out of it. It was all very thrilling,
practically unbelieveable in its tension and unremitting athleticism, on and on
with guys kicking the ball to other guys for like six hours. The final score turned
out to be just as wildly exciting as the entire game: 1 - 1.
Monday, June 23, 2014
Sunday, June 22, 2014
The Staging Area
what’s
missing in your life
is
a good and proper staging area
don’t
just take clothes out of the dryer
fold
‘em and put ‘em away
that’s
for losers
they
belong in a good and proper staging area
an
interim area, so to speak, where they lay
waiting
for a drawer or closet
sometimes
the wait is very long
we,
the royal we, wouldn’t be where we are today
without
a staging area
to
buffer the friction between
a
machine and a closet
between
the known and the unknown
earth
and sky
action
and inaction
and
those places in between
like
inertia, nebraska
torpor,
maine
languor,
ohio
keg,
georgia
now
and then
and
apathy, texas
buffer
yourself, my good man
in
a good and proper staging area
it
will temper your quills
and
hip-ta-phi your Christmas music
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