Word of the Week

High Coo: Japanese poetry recited in an whacked-out sandpapery falsetto, by someone who is nuzzling your lobe.

News of the Week

Item: Woman Gets Art Grant, Shoots Car. District attorney Milo Hightones of Jupiter, Florida, claims to have "more than enough circumstance" to indict local conceptual artist, platinum blonde and late night Waffle House dessert queen Candy Kane, who's not really from Jupiter, Florida, according to just about anybody who is from Jupiter, Florida.
What is not in dispute is that shortly after Ms. Kane received a $112 check from the Jupiter Bureau of Cultural Affairs, she pumped 1,973 rounds of hot lead into Mayor Chuff Whitbee's 1973 Chevron Algonquin Matador Custom deluxe all leather Full Tilt Cruiser at midnight last Tuesday under the harsh pinkish glow of the new mercury vapor street lights installed at Jupiter City Hall. Said a beaming Ms. Kane, "Metaphorically, Chuff's Matador is a piece of crapola but realistically it's not about symbols. It's about time and love and bullets."
Fortunately, Mayor Whitbee had recently insured the Matador against bad conceptual art and store-bought ammo. Mayor Whitbee was last seen under the self same harsh pinkish glow of the new mercury vapor street lights, running a trembling hand over the bullet-ridden side panel of his beloved Matador, weeping loudly and deconstructing modern art. Whether this was due to simple remorse or aesthetic catharsis is best left in the eye of the beholder, or perhaps stuffed in the glove compartment of the Chevron Algonquin.

Video - The Red Dress

This movie was made during the Rapid i Movement Film Festival. Contestants had 50 hours to write, direct, produce a 5 to 7 minute movie. The theme: "Originality Unfiltered". The criteria: no women tied up, no killing old people, no guns killing people, no "it was all a dream", no white rappers and there had to be a person or place that was quintessentially Atlanta. And then we re-did it and added another ending just for us.

Indelibility Study

how many edible seconds do you get?

as many as you crave

memory is a function of desire

desire, lust and sex

thirst and yearning

beast and angel

beagle and eagle

converging on this

moment

this bright night

this howl at the moon light

this nice slice

this river writes itself

Sleeping at the summit. 

Eleven Leading Job Interview Questions:

1. With whom have you hobnobbed?
2. Do you have chapstick on your lips? Lipstick on your chaps?
3. Have you ever had sex with a Bolivian?
4. What is the capitol of Missouri?
5. Where would you like to massage Mrs. Bush?
6. What color bra are you wearing?
7. Do you know my half sister Meagan?
8. Do you know when to punt? If so, when?
9. Where is the Crimea?
10. Do you believe in Atlantis?
11. Say something interesting in Esperanto.
12. Are small potatoes good for you?
13. How long was The Hundred Years War of 1812 Overture?
14. How do you pronounce “pronunciation?”
15. How bad are you in bed?
16. Would you work here for free?
17. You wanna go get something to eat?

fluxion = flowing ⸞

fluxion = flowing ⸞

> the derivative relative to time

whatever that means

dendrons axons atoms

fibers, even wood become

the beginning of words

< before we say them

____ baseline actions

performed in the background ⇐

the medulla oblongata

cranking out wisdom

of the ages ⇄

whatever that means ᓥ

thought is the pulse

the heartbeat  of the brain

played out on hardscrabble

a rocky place

dividing ÷ its time

its space ⊭

altered