October 8, 2007: These are the Free Gratis Thoughts Lifted from my review of the Words. Not that we need more material right now . . . but they're too good to ignore for later or sooner or whenever . . .
- - - JM
Note to self: I was preparing something. I don't know what it was. I don't know what the fuck I've done.
We're sorry we just bombed your nation. We didn't know you were there or even using it.
The president is almost as incredible as this loaf of bread.
A man's gotta do what he was made to do.
Seize the Crap Daily
I am like and so unlike the weather. But who's counting?
It feels like we just worked fourteen hours straight. Good thing we didn't.
How can you be impaired alone?
We're skirting the tangent so you and they don't have to.
I can't get it together to go to sleep.
Or
The air around here is better than a menthol cigarette.
You look great out of focus.
A fuckin' trio has only three people but four fuckin' letters.
And now, to sum up life itself: Cliffs are more mysterious than hills.
The world would be a better place if everyone were sleepy.
Free Gratis Thought for the Week:
He's repeating whatever I say and now I'm typing it.
Free Gratis Question of the Hour:
Is it better to be a complete idiot, or an incomplete idiot?
Free Patriotic yet Sensitively Macho Declaration:
God bless all the groovy chicks in America.
We'd like to think we are where we think we are but we don't.
Free Gratis Thought for the Week:
Our chaos theory is currently a complete mess.
Free Gratis Palliative for the Fortnight:
Don't worry; there are only two things to be afraid of:
the known and the unknown.
So true, so true.
Free Gratis Question for the Week:
If a tree fall in the forest and hits you
in the head, will it still hurt?
Free Gratis Thought for the Week:
All that cleaning up made me dirty.
Free Gratis Thought for the Week:
Don't mind us. We don't mind you.
Free Gratis Thought for the Week:
I'm twilled to be wearing cotton.
Life is brief. Don't buy underwear.
Free Gratis thought for the Week:
If you can't control your own brain, how can you control your stretch socks?
Free Advice:
You should love yourself, but don't go marrying yourself.
Thanks to Leo Buscaglia - the Looooove Doctor
Free Gratis Thought for the Week
Never take the high road. It'll come back to bite you in the ass.
Free Gratis Thought for the Week:
If you want to know where you are, just look at your feet---twice.
Free Gratis "Policy" for the Weak:
Don't Ask, Don't Tell, Don't French Kiss
Free Gratis Thought for the Week:
I was fucked by my own personality.
Thanks to Colin Powell.
Free Gratis Thought for the Week:
We'll lick your problems, one lick at a time.
Thanks to your cunning friends at Hurled WetQuarters
HQ's Free Hostess Tip of the Eon:
For fun socializing at home, install a salt lick. And be generous with the salt.
Thanks to Slim Pecker
Free Gratis thought for week: We don't shun, we eschew.
Free Gratis Hyper Thought for the Week: We can't change the past, but we sure can fuck it up.
She respects me for my soulium, but she loves me for my helium.
There are certain undiminishing tendencies which, if they continue to fail to become manifest, will likely require certain indirectly implied remediations insofar as this "body" is likely to do anything about anything even if it could or so much as gave a good goddam.
-- Galan Reenspan
Only man creates stuff that only man hates.
Thanks to Buffet St. Marie, Eden Prairie, Minnesota
The Swiss are Cheesy (but they think they're holey).
Thanks to Feta Jarlsberg, Geneva
Free Gratis Thought for the Week:
Rich people aren't funny but they laugh all the way to the bank.
Free Gratis Suggestion for the Year:
Try getting high and calling tech support.
Thanks to Junior Biggs at Clewless Packard
Free Gratis Thought for the Week:
Did you know you were 80% boullion?
thanks to David Allen Coe
